I now believe there are only two different types of people in the world. To find out which one you are, reflect on the next sentence:
Our loft has smelled like bacon for 3 days.
That`s either a wonderful thing – or a horrible form of torture. Around these parts, it`s just par for the course! Candied bacon jerky is a fun novelty that is as fascinating to eat as it is to make – it is full of bacony goodness.